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Go suck your thumb Sunday

wwdis — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:49:54 +0000

Zach Braff. When people talk about him as the “every man” it makes me want to drop out of the world of pop culture. J.D. is close to one of the most annoying and spineless characters on TV. He spends THREE years chasing a woman only to completely FUCK her over and then they reconcile! Only an asshat man-boy writer would have that plotline go on and fucking on. So it’s also Bill Lawrences fault, but I don’t have his face in mine all the GD time. So I blame Braff.

Also, a lot of crap has come out of Jersey, but even that stinking stretch of pavement and strip mall did not deserve “Garden State”.

He gets 3.5 out of 5 weeping Van Der Beeks.

Punched in the face Saturday

wwdis — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 23:08:26 +0000

#8 Dustin Diamond. This guy goes on Celebreity Fit club berates the other has been contestants to further his own buzz, is completely belligerent, apparently has a sex tape with not one but two women (who I am sure he may have had to pay) and his biggest acting challenge was playing the same annoying character for THIRTEEN years! He was Screech all the way through to Saved by the Bell: The New Class when every one else had wisely abandoned the show. Thankfully he lives on the other coast and I am not likely to meet him on the streets on NYC, but if I ever do, I have a new buddy who can show me some serious Ku Fung moves that would probably maim this guy. And he would need it. Gack.

RT @rstevens

wwdis — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:19:59 +0000

“Final thought before we fly: the French may have invented women, but they may have also invented sexism.”

i just threw up in my mouth alittle

wwdis — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:14:35 +0000

this is just so wrong on so many levels. that this quote pretty much sums it up with an eloquence i was too disgusted to summon:

that Killers cover of Bright Eyes is like serving a Turd Sandwich w/ cold Bland-Sauce — hungryghoast

click if you dare

Punched in the Face Saturday

wwdis — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:48:03 +0000

#9 Terry Richardson

Clocking in at a formidable number 9 on my list, is Terry Richardson. The thing about living in NEw York is that there is at least 75% chance that at some point I will run into him. I blame him for Cobrasnake, Dov Charney’s ads for American Apparel, and I especially loathe the current vodka campaign. I am so disgusted and distracted by the terrible images, I can hardly be bothered to look at the ads for mere seconds before I have to turn away. Thusly, I never get a look at the copy. Surely it says something about date rape on it.

just what i was looking for

wwdis — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:16:12 +0000

The Phantom laying down the law. Via Catechism

Go Suck Your Thumb Sunday

wwdis — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 18:40:34 +0000

There’s really nothing to say except, “Thank the Gods that this show is no longer on the air.”

Punched in the Face Saturday

wwdis — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 14:05:39 +0000

Part one in a series of the top 10 MF-ers on the my list of “If I saw them on the street, I would punch them in the Goddamed Face”

This week’s edition focuses on #10 – Conor Oberst

I don’t think I need to mention the blight on my ears that the “emo” that is Bright Eyes. I think all I need to do is show you this image and ask you, “Doesn’t he just look like he needs it?”

th-th-th-thursday

wwdis — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:03:18 +0000

l’art est mort, ne consommez pas son cadavre

wwdis — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:04:17 +0000

things i ate but wish i hadn’t:

a sandwich in Cleveland, Ohio that had the fries and coleslaw in the sandwich.
shrimp linguine at Red Lobster
three quarters of a box of Whitman’s Sampler that time that i was trying to get over a boy
duck’s blood soup
natto
a box of CheeseNips the week that i was really sick
oyster po’boy in Wilmington, NC
that container of yogurt last night
goat cheese wrapped in cherry leaves
an entire pint of americone dream
nachos at the movies with out jalapenos
white fish salad from that deli i know now to avoid
spicy shrimp and noodles that jon brought me in 1999
jelly rings
3 cadbury creme eggs in one sitting when i was 14
black olives from a can