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Punched in the face Saturday

gallo#7 Vincent Gallo. I think this would be completely obvious but here goes. For the record, I love Buffalo 66. (“We span time together.”) Something seemed to happen after that (all that coke?) and it all crashed burned (too bad there were no actual flames. I would have paid money for that). We got a self indulgent record album of really crappy music. Then worse, we got Brown Bunny. When I think “vanity project” it is the first movie that comes to mind. One night, I am going to get in Beatrice Inn and I will fuck this guy up in the bathroom. Kicking him in the shins while reminding him, “Wash your friggin’ hair! Wash it!”

Punched in the face Saturday

dustin_diamond#8 Dustin Diamond. This guy goes on Celebreity Fit club berates the other has been contestants to further his own buzz, is completely belligerent, apparently has a sex tape with not one but two women (who I am sure he may have had to pay) and his biggest acting challenge was playing the same annoying character for THIRTEEN years! He was Screech all the way through to Saved by the Bell: The New Class when every one else had wisely abandoned the show. Thankfully he lives on the other coast and I am not likely to meet him on the streets on NYC, but if I ever do, I have a new buddy who can show me some serious Ku Fung moves that would probably maim this guy. And he would need it. Gack.

Punched in the Face Saturday

#9 Terry Richardson
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Clocking in at a formidable number 9 on my list, is Terry Richardson. The thing about living in NEw York is that there is at least 75% chance that at some point I will run into him. I blame him for Cobrasnake, Dov Charney’s ads for American Apparel, and I especially loathe the current vodka campaign. I am so disgusted and distracted by the terrible images, I can hardly be bothered to look at the ads for mere seconds before I have to turn away. Thusly, I never get a look at the copy. Surely it says something about date rape on it.

Punched in the Face Saturday

Part one in a series of the top 10 MF-ers on the my list of “If I saw them on the street, I would punch them in the Goddamed Face”

This week’s edition focuses on #10 – Conor Oberst

I don’t think I need to mention the blight on my ears that the “emo” that is Bright Eyes. I think all I need to do is show you this image and ask you, “Doesn’t he just look like he needs it?”

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