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overheard in my spam comments

I love going through the spam comments that my filters catch and giggling over the incoherence of what they think will fool either the filter or me.

“You really make it seem so easy together with your presentation however I to find this matter to be actually one thing that I believe I would never understand. It sort of feels too complex and very broad for me. I’m taking a look ahead to your subsequent submit, I’ll attempt to get the cling of it!”

Followed by the exact same comment but with the last line just changed to “I am taking a look ahead to your next post, I’ll attempt to get the dangle of it!”

This is a choice sentence fragment “ You managed to hit the nail upon the highest and also outlined out the entire thing with no need side effect , folks can take a signal. Will likely be back to get more. Thank you.”

Hear that folks? Take a signal and remember “to show that I’ve an incredibly just right uncanny feeling I discovered just what I needed related with my search “buy viagra 100mg”. I most certainly will make certain to don¡¦t forget this web site and provides it a glance regularly.” That’s what this blog is all about.

overheard 38th and 6th avenue

“In my dream, there was a sparkling blue pond. At the center of the pond was a lush island, as the canoe I was paddling got closer the island started to smell. I got off the boat and on to the beach. The smell was coming from a horrifying pile of bodies. I realized, they were all of my ex-girlfriends.” – polo wearing dude

“Did you have a cooler as a little kid?” – little lady friend

“What do you mean a cooler?” – dude

“You know, a cooler full of the skulls of your neighbors pets and other small animals.” – lady

“That’s sick” – dude

“No, that’s what sociopaths call a hobby.”

mostly true but embellished a bit by your hoarder of secrets.