Revision 1:51pm MCA has passed away and that puts a little damper on things. Along with Bikini Kill, the Beastie Boys made high school bearable for me.
- I am wearing my boyfriends underwear. I might really like wearing boxer briefs.
- The first words out of my mouth this morning were, “Why is everything awful?” It made the Man laugh.
- I had an almond croissant for breakfast AND eggs AND TONS OF COFFEE
- I made a new rule, I get to punch anyone who says “May the fourth be with you” in the gut, twice. This counts as the last 2 reasons that this Friday is better than last because I get to do it twice.
Happy Friday, suckers.
Also, this cat:
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A partial list of things maybe true and may have occurred between the dates of June 10th and July 6th.
- I sat in a quiet hush, thinking about the softness of what had transpired, despite its brevity, it was ever lasting.
- I wore a green dress.
- We danced like fools to the sound of our own music.
- I walked across 2 bridges
- Almost slept with a married man in a fit of rage and despair
- Kept the candle burning until it was down so low that it cracked the heavy glass of the holder that was containing the molten wax and it dripped down the table legs like bright, hot veins.
- I finished an entire bottle of rose wine at a bar.
- I did not write any correspondence asking for any explicit explanations, the tacitly implied ones seemed to suffice despite my desire for the definitive.
- I picked up a hitchhiker who had just broken it off with his girlfriend of 5 years. He had found her with another man. His hands were bloody from punching a wall that was not the man’s face.
- Thursday night, I broke down in tears in front of my computer from the weight of nothing at all.
- I broke into a dark library after hours only to just smell the books in the absence of other human smells; to listen to the bindings creak without the sound of human voices.
- One day, the sky was foreboding rain; I left my umbrella behind on purpose expressly to get wet in the warm thunder showers.
- I stayed in the steam room until I thought I was going to start hallucinating, but I didn’t and I wish I had. I need a spark of wonder in my eyes.
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do i get a cookie? i think i deserve a cookie. or spanks FTW.
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Even Easter Sunday gets you no down time, cry babies.
Peibald – Watch Her Flow
I am continuing on the nostalgia trip that I seem to have been indulging in lately. Today, we revisit a not-so-secret coward character, Clark ‘Mouth’ Devereaux. I hated the Mouth when I saw the Goonies. I hated his posturing, his lack of faith and I hated that he was so self centered. People argue he was blah blah blah hiding behind his macho posturing. I still call bullshit on that.
He rates a 4 out of 5 weeping Van Der Beeks in my book. And the song that goes with it, almost gets a 5!
When originally released had the quote before it,”Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back. ”
Click on to cry yourself to sleep tonight.
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