an aggregate for the holiday weekend
- biked 22+plus miles. it’s 10 miles and plenty of time spent weaving around weed smoking bikers on the Ocean Parkway bike path to the Nathan’s hotdogs on Coney Island
- ate 1 hotdog, 2 chicken sausages, 1 turkey burger, 2 pieces of pepperoni pizza a pint of gin gimlet, nachos, 4 beers. not all in one sitting of course
- 2 cats = 2 times the balls of my boyfriend were stepped on
- 1 case of poison ivy procured in my butt crack. yes, of course.
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