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GSYTS

whineykitty

Today’s edition goes to my cat, Veronica “Ronnie” Chan. This cat thinks that just because she’s missing a leg she can whine and get fed and get pet any time she wants it. Even at 5:30 in the morning. Never. Ronnie, get over yourself and stop your complaining. Your are so pathetic. Always having to be on some one’s lap at all times, it is seriously unbecoming.

You get 4 out of 5 weeping Van der Beeks just out of sheer principle. You are a cat for crying out loud! Act like one!

Go Suck Your Thumb Sunday

Even Easter Sunday gets you no down time, cry babies.

themouth

Peibald – Watch Her Flow

I am continuing on the nostalgia trip that I seem to have been indulging in lately. Today, we revisit a not-so-secret coward character, Clark ‘Mouth’ Devereaux. I hated the Mouth when I saw the Goonies. I hated his posturing, his lack of faith and I hated that he was so self centered. People argue he was blah blah blah hiding behind his macho posturing. I still call bullshit on that.

He rates a 4 out of 5 weeping Van Der Beeks in my book. And the song that goes with it, almost gets a 5!

When originally released had the quote before it,”Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back. ”

Click on to cry yourself to sleep tonight.

Go suck your thumb Sunday

zack_brafZach Braff. When people talk about him as the “every man” it makes me want to drop out of the world of pop culture. J.D. is close to one of the most annoying and spineless characters on TV. He spends THREE years chasing a woman only to completely FUCK her over and then they reconcile! Only an asshat man-boy writer would have that plotline go on and fucking on. So it’s also Bill Lawrences fault, but I don’t have his face in mine all the GD time. So I blame Braff.

Also, a lot of crap has come out of Jersey, but even that stinking stretch of pavement and strip mall did not deserve “Garden State”.

He gets 3.5 out of 5 weeping Van Der Beeks.

Go Suck Your Thumb Sunday

suckyourthumb

There’s really nothing to say except, “Thank the Gods that this show is no longer on the air.”