Monthly Archives: March 2012

on how to kill at friday

Here’s how to completely kill the end of your work week. And I mean decimate it. Nuclear winterize it.

  • Spend a few hours the night before with a totally rad dude/dudette that you are completely into. This step is optional, since I know first hand how hard it is to find one of those. In a city of 8 million potential partners, no one here seems to want to make up their damned minds! Well, I have and, here’s the thing, it’s pretty boss.
  • Eat an apple fritter for breakfast. It will be the best culinary decision you’ve made all week.
  • Wear a shirt you adore. Mine is Gilda, hand silk screened by this lovely lady who runs the Fuck Yeah Gilda Radner. Go get your own and a dose of the lady herself. It goes great with your coffee and fritter.
  • Make a killer move at Words with Friends. Mine was “boner”. And I did that while pooping. I don’t think that I even need to play that game anymore since with that stroke, I have won ALL OF THE GAMES.
  • Your evening looks like this – Korea town karaoke, 99cent pizza, The Stepfathers at UCB with one of your oldest, dearest partners in farts and stars.
  • Followed by live band karaoke at a metal bar with 2 of the best hair having New Yorkers and that rad dude again
  • Fuck Saturday morning in the ear by sleeping the whole thing away.

You’re welcome.

My work for the day is done. #wordswothfriends #win #boner #fb

My work for the day is done. #wordswothfriends #win #boner #fb

Not so coffee break!

Not so coffee break!

Now this is brunch. #fb

Now this is brunch. #fb

This is breakfast! #fb

This is breakfast! #fb