Archive for April, 2009
Apr
17
stats
awoken: 7:15am
walked from 45th street to 1 block below Canal St = about 52 blocks give or take an avenue
had to talk for 4 hours
ate 1 cadbury creme egg, it was the last
drank 2 glasses red wine
nom = 5%
Apr
16
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up at: 3:30am and then again for real at 7:15am
1 perfect tweet (”brain burnt itself out last night. there was the smell of smoke a neurons firing at double speed and of course now it just whirs and clicks!”)
ran 5.13 miles
drank 2 glasses of Jefferson Bourbon. yes! that would be bourbon named after the third president of the United States and the architect of our country as we know it! i actually fely more liberty with each sip.
nom: 100% and if the scale went higher…93rd percentile
Apr
15
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up at 5 am and out of bed at 7:30am
spent 20 minutes, give or take, being meowed at by my cat
ate a raisin bagel with a scrambled egg
45 minutes on the hiking machine that tells me i burned 622 calories (hip still a little bum)
25 minutes daydreaming phantasms and sunny end of days
drank 2 giant glasss of scotch to help drown out the sound of the Haddad’s trailer parked outside my window for the past 2 nights. I think that Nicholas cage may have worked his way up the ranks into my PITFS series. we’ll be seeing you next week, ass clown.
Apr
14
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up at 6:30 courtesy my brothers very loud but not very amusing alarm clock
spent 2 hours in a car, 2.5 hours waiting in a terminal to fly 1.5 hours total
slow news day
Apr
13
stats
up: sometime around 9
ran:4.5 miles
watched 2 episodes of BSG
started at 1:30pm: drank 3 glasses of prosecco, 2 glasses of red wine and plenty more champagne over the course of the day.
Apr
12
Go Suck Your Thumb Sunday
Even Easter Sunday gets you no down time, cry babies.
I am continuing on the nostalgia trip that I seem to have been indulging in lately. Today, we revisit a not-so-secret coward character, Clark ‘Mouth’ Devereaux. I hated the Mouth when I saw the Goonies. I hated his posturing, his lack of faith and I hated that he was so self centered. People argue he was blah blah blah hiding behind his macho posturing. I still call bullshit on that.
He rates a 4 out of 5 weeping Van Der Beeks in my book. And the song that goes with it, almost gets a 5!
When originally released had the quote before it,”Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back. ”
Click on to cry yourself to sleep tonight.
Apr
12
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awoke: 9:20am
ran 6 miles in the fresh, fresh air
drank 1/2 pint of beer
spent $66.78 on ribs, baked beans, green beans, cole slaw and fries
worked on music for 2.5 hours before being distracted
asked if i was ok, upset or ok 5 times
Apr
11
Punched in the face Saturday
#7 Vincent Gallo. I think this would be completely obvious but here goes. For the record, I love Buffalo 66. (”We span time together.”) Something seemed to happen after that (all that coke?) and it all crashed burned (too bad there were no actual flames. I would have paid money for that). We got a self indulgent record album of really crappy music. Then worse, we got Brown Bunny. When I think “vanity project” it is the first movie that comes to mind. One night, I am going to get in Beatrice Inn and I will fuck this guy up in the bathroom. Kicking him in the shins while reminding him, “Wash your friggin’ hair! Wash it!”
Apr
11
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up: 7:20am (i know, vacation, but i was up with the sun and that is kind of nice)
ran possible 4-5 miles on the beach
saw 4 confederate flags flying
drank enough to put a horse down. this is what happens when i see my aunts.
scored 31 points playing taboo until we got so caught up in saying “douche bag” and all it’s variations over and over again, descending into teenage like giggles. nothing like saying “douche-baggery” to get a grown woman laughing.
spent 45 minutes shopping and finding just the right thing.
