Today’s edition goes to my cat, Veronica “Ronnie” Chan. This cat thinks that just because she’s missing a leg she can whine and get fed and get pet any time she wants it. Even at 5:30 in the morning. Never. Ronnie, get over yourself and stop your complaining. Your are so pathetic. Always having to be on some one’s lap at all times, it is seriously unbecoming.

You get 4 out of 5 weeping Van der Beeks just out of sheer principle. You are a cat for crying out loud! Act like one!