time up: 7:15am

number of porn shops that i pass on my way to work: 3

4 miles ran and paying for it with 2 strangely satisfying aches

12-18 is the estimated number of “sinlge ladies” paradies that i watched last while procrastinating doing stats studying. it’s like a train wreck that i can not pull my eyes from. gawd damn you, fosse! show me your MF-ing jazz hands!

20 minutes spent reading the newspaper and then went on a 30 minute jag of googling financial personalities to see, really, how much of douche bags they really are. not worth it. they are.